Now, onto my original post material that I meant to put up last night (but then fell asleep).
I am much much more polite on the blog than I am IRL. Sometimes I get flack from my friends who read it and say, "It doesn't even sound like you." So I'm going to give you some insight to what I sound like in the form of a Gchat conversation I had with my friend at lunch last Friday. Please don't judge us, we talk about our outfits and other crap because its lunch and we don't feel like discussing anything deep or meaningful. Warning, I use a lot of profanity in my everyday life. My new years resolution every year is to stop cursing...ah well...
Kallie:I'm wearing a KICKASS outfit today and I feel really good about my clothes for the first time in a bazillion years. black longish shorts, white tee with the blue boats from h&M, chambray button down, my black low-heel pumps with the bow that look like ferragamo's, and the crystal necklace you gave me. I feel all fresh and chic.
Ida:hi love! i cant wait to see pics of that outfit. im digging my outfit as well. blue crop pants, mustard yellow sheer mullet button up, with cropped tan sweater we bought together.
Me:you sound ADORABLE today.I'm going to change my shorts to the new ones before pics because these are actually falling off of me. They are from when I was a sophomore in college (fat) and FALLING OFF. I looked down and even with my shirt tucked in, I saw my own underpants. AWKWARRRRDDDDD
Ida:but dont you love that feeling?
Me:there are always a DISGUSTING amount of fashiony-thin people smoking outside my building while I'm trying to hide my fritos and run back to my office.
--Take a pause here, we talked about a bunch of work crap which you don't need to see--and then--
Ida: i did however go to sephora and do two coats of leotard optional and a
top coat. so one less thing i have to do tonight
Me:wait did you just tell me you did your nails in a store with sample nailpolish at lunch?
Ida:and yes. yes i did. i tried doing them last night and they got effed up. and i jut dont have time! so i stood there and did all of them. and they look buttfcking amazing
Me:I JUST SPIT MY LUNCH ON MY SCREEN LAUGHING. that is hall of fame shit right there.
ironically, i just got my daily sephora insider email...im using parts of this conversation in my blog tonight so you know.
Ida:hahahahah ok love it
H&M tee, sweater and button down, AA shorts, vintage shoes and backpack